Well folks, you best be prepared to squeal with delight. This ain't no ordinary day. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity of your whole existence. We're headed straight for Hog Heaven, where the slop is always fresh, the mud baths are plentiful, and the only thing on the menu is pure bliss. Don't forget your snout-shine. Hold on tight, partner

This ain't your grandma's Sunday drive/cruise/joyride. This is about grippin'/holdin'/clutching onto the handlebars and blastin'/throttlin'/pushin' that engine to the limit. We're talkin' smokin'/roarin'/thumpin' hogs, chrome shinin'/gleamin'/sparklin', and wind whippin'/flowin'/rushin' through your hair like a tornado/hurricane/gale. You know you'